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Hi everyone! Here's a page that will be about me, me, and more me. There should be fashion tips for the ladies, tips on life, words of wisdom, Sara Bloopers, embarrassing moments, my favorite stuff, and everything about me! At the top of this site should be a little thingy that would tell you the mood I was in the last time I edited this page. It may say the same thing sometimes because my mood hasn't changed, so don't think that just because the moving thingy hasn't changed doesn't mean that I didn't edit this page.
 
Peace & Love,
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~ What's On My Mind ~

Happyness Level - 50/100%
Hyperness Level - 10/100%
Sleepyness Level - 100/100%
Lonelyness Level - 100/100%
Brain Power Being Used Currently - 0/100%
Sadness Level - 0/100%
Thought In Head - Mmph. When can I go back to sleep?
Most Recent Quote I Made Up -  
Do not stare and dwell until you get to your destination. These false hopes do you nothing. What if you do not arrive at your destination, or the outcome is different from what you wanted it to be? Do not wait to be where you need to be. Do something imortant while the time passes on, or you will waste the time of God.

 

General Tips

For Guys

Please do not wear sweatpants. Trust me. We know when you're uh... **happy** and they usually don't look so great on guys. Sorry boys, but sweatpants are not your things.

Jerseys look hot on a lot of guys. Well, that's my opinion on 'em anyway.

Note to all---being a total jerk and beating the crap out of the girl you like doesn't work. You only get avoided and you make a new enemy. I know from my friend's experience.

Low pants aren't bad, but making your gym pants go low makes you look kind of stupid. lol. Sorry, just had to tell the truth about this.

NEVER WEAR PINK. GUYS IN PINK SHOULD BE SHOT (unless your door swings both ways or your gay. Then it's understandable.)

Don't brag about whity-tightys. They're really a turnoff. :)

We only make nicknames up to be silly. Don't take em too seriously.


<<Relationships>>
When you say you'll call back, call back. Even if it's to tell us you don't think we should be together.

If you hate us and don't wanna be together don't take all day and night to say it, just get it overwith. We'll be bummed but we can handle it. Don't make excuses, simply state it.

NEVER CHEAT. For a while we go through paranoia and we never get completely over it. Girls have this rumor going that guys that cheat once never stop. I hope that's not true.

Don't lie. We'll find out and beat you to the ground about it.

Lie. Never tell us we look like crap, but always suggest us to go powder our nose if we look rediculous.

TELL US WE HAVE STUFF BETWEEN OUR TEETH! It's embarrassing when you tell us, but it's a heck lot nicer than walking around looking like an idiot.

We're very touchy about how we look. NEVER insult us. We'll beat you, trust me.

We're not all girly. Don't assume we don't like guns. (I LOVE GUNS!!! I don't really want a car all that bad, I want a tank!!!!!) :-p

We love hugs. Can't get enough of 'em!


Stupidest Thing That Happened Today

10.11.03 - We were ordering food from the Panda Express (a food thing at Hawthorne Mall) and I tried to put my food onto my tray. Fred (damn you fred!) dropped the plate and got me all dirty. I still have sauce on my pants.

10.04.03 - I was on a Metra train headed from Kenosha to Chicago and somewhere before the Clybourne stop there was a ton of claning sounds. It sounded like a million rocks being thrown under the train. Everyone assumed they must be rocks. At the Clybourne stop the conductor announced that someone had thrown a garbage can in front of the train.

Huston, we have a garbage can under a train going 25 miles per hour, out.

LOL Too bad it wasn't caught on tape!


Fashion Tips

Girls -

1.
Don't layer yourself up under tons of make-up. It's totally obvious you're wearing make up, and I'm sorry but pretending to be a raccoon is probably not hot or attractive.

2. I guess the new trend is "the whore"...but don't come to school practically naked! Some of the guys might like it, but you get a bad reputation quickly. Girls...don't flaunt what you don't have (exactly why I don't dress like a whore. lol)

3. Okay, this tip is kind of...rated pg-13...so uh...little people look away. Anyway, DO NOT STUFF YOUR BRAS FOR GODS SAKE! Earth to moron, we kkkknnoooooowww! Jesus Christ people you're desperate.

4. Don't dress like someone you're not. If it's not your style don't get it. If you do it otherwise you can look awful silly.

5. Dress to have fun, not to impress people. (I slap on whatever I see on the dryer-but that doesn't always work for everyone.)

Note to all - always comb your hair. =:^p

* All these fashion tips were submitted to me through e-mail. If you want to submit a fashion, click here! *




 

Sara Bloopers

1. Lonely?
This was a while ago, but my mom, one of my friends and I went to see Soldier's Field 'cuz they totally re-did it. When we were on the trolly I asked the uh..."trolly lady" if she ever got lonely. The trolly was 100% packed, and I asked if she got lonely! Augh, I'm such an idiot! I regretted the words after they came out of my big mouth. I meant like, boring cuz she went in circles all day. That must have sucked. She totally made a fool of me, and there'd be no point in correcting what I had said. Oops.
2. Computer Freak
Today I was at my mom's office and I was waiting for my mom to log me into the computer. She was elsewhere so I was messing around with the thingamabob. My mom tried to log in. Guess what? I f***ed up the computer because if you "try to log in" more than 3 times you get kicked out for sometime. My mom was totally pissed off. I didn't remember this rule so I felt really stupid. She was totally in a rage until she actually got to log in again. Whoops.
3. Curses
(this isn't really a blooper, just something stupid)
I'm trying to get MIDI files onto this site, and they didn't work (They're STILL not working...augh!) so I got so mad I started cursing. "Da** you little f***er! Why the heck don't you work! You've got your plug up your a** or something?" Yes, I am talking to a computer screen that happens to be off right now. Oops.

Guy Moments

10.25.03 - Today at the RIC camp thing there was a Halloween party. I met this cool guy named Brian Z. He's pretty awesome! :) Everyone played this dodge-ball/tag/murder-everyone game. LOL it was pretty hilarious.

10.24.03 - Talking to some of "my guys". Apparently someone likes me! Eek! Why does everyone else know besides me? I feel so out of the loop. :(

 

 

You're listening to "Once Upon a December" from the movie Anastasia.