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Hi! Okay! I haven't really edited this information in a while, so I decided that today I should re-write the entire thing! Here we go...
As many of you have already figured out, my name is Sara. Some of you have asked me why my site is "sawakoehnke" and is koehnke my last name? Sorry people, no it's not. My actual last name I can't give out online, but koehnke is an inside joke nickname for me. :op
Name: Sara Age: 14
Gender: Female
Status: Single
Hobbies: Cheerleading, singing, dancing, running, football, most sports, swimming, computers, and so much more! Fears: Spiders, any bug on my skin or body, aliens (real ones, not the really corny ones), talking to teachers, being upstage, being alone, the dark. School Grades: A's and B's as the quarter overall. I've only gotten one F so far. LOL. It was just because I didn't understand! I've been doing much better. LOL Party animal or Non Social?: I'm a total party animal, but only if the party's cool. I think I was at my worse when I was at Norma's batmitzvah. LOL. I cannot dance for beans (though one lady asked me if I took lessons, I think she was just trying to be nice), but I love to dance anyway. I like to be alone when I want to think, but I prefer to be smothered with people. Quiet or Loud?: Depends on where and when. When I'm around my friends I tend to be loud (unless I'm in a bad mood or whatever). When I'm around someone I'm not really friends with I'm polite, but not very talkitive. I try to keep the conversation formal. Group Leader?: I don't think I'm the leader of the "group" I'm in, but some people say I am. I don't really know the answer to this question. Virgin?: Hell yeah! I plan to be a virgin for the rest of my life. LOL. Sorry guys. Who Do I Have a Crush on?: I have a crush on two guys. Who are they? You won't know! One of them is my "ex-boyfriend". I'll always dig him. I have a crush on someone else, but I don't think I'll ever tell. Oh, I do have a crush on Legolas (NOT ORLANDO BLOOM!!, LEGOLAS!) and Aragorn (NOT VIGARO OR WHATEVER! ARAGORN!). The characters in the LOTR movies. I guess that means I have a crush on four guys then.
Guy Magnet?: I don't think I am, but one of my friends said she thinks I am. Again, I think she was just trying to boost me up. LOL. I doubt it. Pretty: I don't think I am, but judge for yourself. I liked how I looked before my face filled out (like, now that I'm "growing up" my face isn't as hardly shaped. Now it's filling out and I hate it.) Look at the pictures and you tell me. Random: LOL DUR!!! Nicknames: Mango, Sawa, Ko-noke-ee, Nails, Fred.
Nuttin else really to say! If I think of something I'll put it up. |
A great e-mail forward I got from Downey...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But
Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very
good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third
question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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